Short Jokes 4 – April 1st, 2009
Q: What always ends everything?
A: The letter ‘G’!
Q:what can whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
Q:Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A:Because when you have found it you stop looking!!
Q:What always falls without
Q:What word is always pronounced wrong?
Q:Which is fastest? cold or heat?
A:Heat, because you can catch a cold easily