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Short Jokes 2 – July 1st, 2009

Q. What do sea monsters eat?

A:Fish and Ships!!!!!!

Q:What has no end,no beginning and nothing in the middle?

A: A Donaught!

Q:To whom do people always take off their hats?

A:Hair dressers!!!

Q:Why do one always walk with their right foot first?

A:Because, when you put one foot forward, the other is always left behind!!!

Teacher: Mike, stop showing off. Do you think, you are the teacher of the class?

Mike: No Miss.

Teacher: Then, stop acting the fool.

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