Short Jokes 2 – July 1st, 2009
Q. What do sea monsters eat?
A:Fish and Ships!!!!!!
Q:What has no end,no beginning and nothing in the middle?
A: A Donaught!
Q:To whom do people always take off their hats?
A:Hair dressers!!!
Q:Why do one always walk with their right foot first?
A:Because, when you put one foot forward, the other is always left behind!!!
Teacher: Mike, stop showing off. Do you think, you are the teacher of the class?
Mike: No Miss.
Teacher: Then, stop acting the fool.