1. When udurwana was travelling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Udurwana shouted, “You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
2. Interviewer: Just imagine you’re on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Udurwana: It is simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
3. Udurwana: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Udurwana: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
4. Udurwana: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do you know?
Udurwana: I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new
5. Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Udurwana: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!