Other jokes 4 – July 1st, 2005
Notice in airline agency in Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Waiting room, Rome clinic:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In Moscow cemetery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian artists, composers and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In Vienna Hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
In Tokyo Hotel Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not to read this.
In hotel restaurant, Poland: Salad a firm’s own make: limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.
Supermarket, Hong Kong: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.