Conversation Jokes 4 – April 1st, 2003
Udurwana ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it into six or twelve pieces. “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
Udurwana #1: “Have you ever read Shakespeare?”
Udurwana #2: “No, who wrote it?”
Udurwana: “Excuse me sir, what time is it?”
MAN: “It’s 3:15.”
Udurwana: (puzzled look on his face) “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”
Udurwana was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said “DISNEYLAND LEFT”. After thinking for a minute, he said to himself “oh well!” and turned around and drove home.