Jokes 6 – April 1st, 2005
Two udurwanas are in a railway station. “Can I take this train to Ludhiana?” asks the first. “No,” answers the RR man. “Can I?” asks the second udurwana.
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a udurwana, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, “Who killed Jesus Christ?” The Jewish man answered without hesitation “The Romans killed him.” The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied “Jesus was killed by the Jews.” Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the udurwana arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, “Could I have some time to think about it?” The chief said, “OK, but get back to me tomorrow.” When the udurwana arrived home, his wife asked “How did the interview go?”. Pat came the reply, “Great, I got the job, and I’m already investigating a murder.