Short Jokes 1 – January 1st, 2007
Jokes
It takes thousands of workers to build a city
Millions of soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME!
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They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
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it’s difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as womens…and then he turns them into Wives!?!!!?!
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
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It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs. ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG is HONEST.
A person, who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE…
A person, who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND!